HL with Swan Jet

Random stuff from English A1

Down by the river, I go fishing in my canoe. I start drowning in a alchohol dip and lusty trout. I remember something but i forget, so i try harder to remember about those trouts in my pants which are unzipped. Then, I saw the trout swim towards enlightenment and up my shirt. Things were fishy. They bit my uncle very hard and he died. My pink Polkadot has a brown shirt which is torn but now it has a hole in the sky. forget the polkadot that has a hairy moustache.